Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Bile

"...Further we would like to inform you that the form now onwards you bile generated day will be on 25th of every month.

In case you need further assistance, please do call or email us. We'll do our best to help you."

Happy to help,
English_Impaired_Happy_Helper

From Vodafone Customer Care (yeah you guys! you reading this?)...

The rest of the mail, preceding the absurd sentence shown above, was very normal and formal.
Looks like she took a big swig from a jar of bile juice sitting on her desk and assigned my monthly bile cycle!

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