Married women are cute
(no no)
Some married women are cute
(no no)
Some married women who have small kids are cute !
Friday, July 28, 2006
Microsoft will guide you home...
Site : google.com
Search phrase : Fix you tabs
Two of the results :
FIX: You may experience unexpected behavior when you press TAB or ...
Fixes an issue where keystrokes and mouse activity may not work as expected when you use the Show method in a COM client application to create an instance ...support.microsoft.com/kb/885446/ - Similar pages
FIX: You receive a "Page cannot be displayed" error message in ...
FIX: You receive a "Page cannot be displayed" error message in Internet ... To find the difference between UTC and local time, use the Time Zone tab in the ...support.microsoft.com/kb/884534/ - Similar pages[ More results from support.microsoft.com ]
These are new chords that I dont know....Advanced guitar tabs from Microsoft....
Search phrase : Fix you tabs
Two of the results :
FIX: You may experience unexpected behavior when you press TAB or ...
Fixes an issue where keystrokes and mouse activity may not work as expected when you use the Show method in a COM client application to create an instance ...support.microsoft.com/kb/885446/ - Similar pages
FIX: You receive a "Page cannot be displayed" error message in ...
FIX: You receive a "Page cannot be displayed" error message in Internet ... To find the difference between UTC and local time, use the Time Zone tab in the ...support.microsoft.com/kb/884534/ - Similar pages[ More results from support.microsoft.com ]
These are new chords that I dont know....Advanced guitar tabs from Microsoft....
Thursday, July 27, 2006
Ooooooooooooom
Shivraj kumaaru kissige damaaru !!
Welcome friends to an outright movie review of mine....This post will talk about nothing else but the movie Om, which after religiously and illegally bunking office I managed to catch with my dosts (who wish to remain unnamed :P ), in a rather acoustically exuberant theater called nalanda.
This was a movie which had fascinated me some ten years ago, when my brother and his friends who had watched it had described it to me. Basically they managed to create a picture of the movie that it was a bad, wicked radikaal movie ! And since then I have wanted to watch it.....
And as I was perusing thru the daily news paper, lo behold ! Its here in Bangalore and playing ! Instant "sketches" start forming in my head..... I decide that I HAVE to watch it this time.... Had been tryin to get a cd of Om for a long time too...
So we finally make it to the 4.30 show and movie has already started. Following points abt movie are noteworthy
1. How amazing and bold and unique it was for its time
2. How powerfully the concept of love has been shown
3. How well, the capabilities of a woman and the weaknesses of a man have been depicted.
4. Cunning symbolism
5. Some typical upendra like dialogues, with a sting
6. Good casting and damn good acting by Mr Shiv raj
I think I am done...Most boring blog to date?
Welcome friends to an outright movie review of mine....This post will talk about nothing else but the movie Om, which after religiously and illegally bunking office I managed to catch with my dosts (who wish to remain unnamed :P ), in a rather acoustically exuberant theater called nalanda.
This was a movie which had fascinated me some ten years ago, when my brother and his friends who had watched it had described it to me. Basically they managed to create a picture of the movie that it was a bad, wicked radikaal movie ! And since then I have wanted to watch it.....
And as I was perusing thru the daily news paper, lo behold ! Its here in Bangalore and playing ! Instant "sketches" start forming in my head..... I decide that I HAVE to watch it this time.... Had been tryin to get a cd of Om for a long time too...
So we finally make it to the 4.30 show and movie has already started. Following points abt movie are noteworthy
1. How amazing and bold and unique it was for its time
2. How powerfully the concept of love has been shown
3. How well, the capabilities of a woman and the weaknesses of a man have been depicted.
4. Cunning symbolism
5. Some typical upendra like dialogues, with a sting
6. Good casting and damn good acting by Mr Shiv raj
I think I am done...Most boring blog to date?
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
enidu ah?
Parvateee!? Parvatee!? Are engineers like me slogging over a problem that does not exist? Or is this a probable entry into the WTF archives!? :P
The loneliness of the long distance runner
A cold shower is something that can be effectively deployed to tackle a staggering , unwillingtogotooffice young budding software engineer....
That he ends up with a headache and higher levels of drowsiness is just a joincidence (coincidence with a j)
The clever chap then proceeds to act in a 'laissez faire' manner, allowing procedings (events in the day, time, ppl etc etc) to wash over him as he stands in the sand with his feet buried in the shea sore...
Waves over waves hit him everywhere.....but the ingenious bloke has buried his feet what? He is impervious to the kinetic energy !
Of course his ipod got washed away, in the second wave, into oblivion..........
That he ends up with a headache and higher levels of drowsiness is just a joincidence (coincidence with a j)
The clever chap then proceeds to act in a 'laissez faire' manner, allowing procedings (events in the day, time, ppl etc etc) to wash over him as he stands in the sand with his feet buried in the shea sore...
Waves over waves hit him everywhere.....but the ingenious bloke has buried his feet what? He is impervious to the kinetic energy !
Of course his ipod got washed away, in the second wave, into oblivion..........
Sunday, July 23, 2006
psychedelic libraries?
There sits on C:\, on my comp, as we speak a file called "Pink Floyd.dll"
Not sure what it does....
Not sure what it does....
Thursday, July 20, 2006
Acronyms
Wonderful "little" things they are !
Serve so many purposes, what? You are writing a mail, you wanna sound cool and wanto dominate, you throw in a good ol "AFAIK" and lo behold, all readers are in awe of u ...
You want to express anger, disbelief etc etc ?!? You just say "WTF!!!???" ... you are spared from using the F word eh, but equally effective...
And there are members of the gentler sex(hengsru) around, and you want to say something gross, obscene or controversial, well ppl have used their creative juices in this domain too.....For example, "maga monne en KLPD aaythu gotta...." might usually leave members of the fairer sex going "eh?!" ... That there exist some exceptions to this, just means that females mite resort to blackmail, extortion, bribery to extract such valuable info....And their success lies in the fact that us men are weak to their methods, not in the ingenuity of the algorithm used
Of course, the IT world has enough of these acronyms to make a hotel menu out of it....... "I'm working in the OVSPI division in TFI project....Recently there was a GIR team meeting to discuss this year's FPR output for OVNM"
Hmmm
They just sound cool don they ??? :P
Serve so many purposes, what? You are writing a mail, you wanna sound cool and wanto dominate, you throw in a good ol "AFAIK" and lo behold, all readers are in awe of u ...
You want to express anger, disbelief etc etc ?!? You just say "WTF!!!???" ... you are spared from using the F word eh, but equally effective...
And there are members of the gentler sex(hengsru) around, and you want to say something gross, obscene or controversial, well ppl have used their creative juices in this domain too.....For example, "maga monne en KLPD aaythu gotta...." might usually leave members of the fairer sex going "eh?!" ... That there exist some exceptions to this, just means that females mite resort to blackmail, extortion, bribery to extract such valuable info....And their success lies in the fact that us men are weak to their methods, not in the ingenuity of the algorithm used
Of course, the IT world has enough of these acronyms to make a hotel menu out of it....... "I'm working in the OVSPI division in TFI project....Recently there was a GIR team meeting to discuss this year's FPR output for OVNM"
Hmmm
They just sound cool don they ??? :P
Saturday, July 15, 2006
Could it be....
....that a memory could cause u equal amounts of happiness and sadness?
The naming of this webpage as a pensieve is finally justified. You see, Professor Dumbledore (hogwarts ( harry's (of harry potter fame) school ) headmaster) used it to store away memories when he felt that he had too much in his mind to think about....It was also a store for important memories which needed storage and could be recalled at will, at ease...
".....the lawn......a huge screen.........dosts around........stalls......events......not too many ppl in the western music stall.......DC going on.......some song played, which i heard for the first time in the western music thingy....."
(hazy till now i agree....the mind is a hard thing to harness.....some clarity follows)
".....sitting with legs stretched out supported by my palms behind me....one homo sapien beside me......one in front......a popular song starts on stage.....cultural night.....the last such thing i can legally attend...
Its popular and one of my favs.....I cant help it......I start humming it...before i know it I am into a full blown rendition of the melody......the speakers are good, they cancel out my singing, but not completely cos the homo sapien(s) around me can hear me alrite.....the one in front, in some context says, 'I was listening to U sing' ........"
ashte thats the memory
This memory cannot be forced out of my head.....presently It might be required of/from me to remove other things and tolerate others, but this one wont go......just in case it is made to, I have a backup here
The naming of this webpage as a pensieve is finally justified. You see, Professor Dumbledore (hogwarts ( harry's (of harry potter fame) school ) headmaster) used it to store away memories when he felt that he had too much in his mind to think about....It was also a store for important memories which needed storage and could be recalled at will, at ease...
".....the lawn......a huge screen.........dosts around........stalls......events......not too many ppl in the western music stall.......DC going on.......some song played, which i heard for the first time in the western music thingy....."
(hazy till now i agree....the mind is a hard thing to harness.....some clarity follows)
".....sitting with legs stretched out supported by my palms behind me....one homo sapien beside me......one in front......a popular song starts on stage.....cultural night.....the last such thing i can legally attend...
Its popular and one of my favs.....I cant help it......I start humming it...before i know it I am into a full blown rendition of the melody......the speakers are good, they cancel out my singing, but not completely cos the homo sapien(s) around me can hear me alrite.....the one in front, in some context says, 'I was listening to U sing' ........"
ashte thats the memory
This memory cannot be forced out of my head.....presently It might be required of/from me to remove other things and tolerate others, but this one wont go......just in case it is made to, I have a backup here
Thursday, July 13, 2006
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Pain2pleasure
Jab dard nahi tha seene mein
To khaak mazaa tha jeene mein
Ab ke shaayad hum bhi roye
Saavan ke mahine mein
As most of you dont know, I was recently queried about my masochistic tendencies... Concisely put, the previous sentence meant taht i was called a masochist (am not posting its meaning here...work for me a lil bit)
well, an interesting topic in itself pain is, we are here to talk about masochism a lil bit.... Just because somebody empathises with a situation and appreciates such poetic beauty created by pain, duzn mean that he/she is a masochist....
How do ppl express/relieve themselves pain/sadness anyways? By drinking? By keeping it inside? By writing poetry? (aaaaaaaaahha!) By smashing things? Thru anger? Hmmm Just a list
Well recently I've been robbed of reason sometimes.....My friends causing me some distress recently by being unreasonable or without a reason, without a reasonable answer.... Well the more I get that, the more I am forced to do an internal .l.. to them and their affairs slowly, for my own well being and health....
Iam basically not a "I don't care" person....I am usually not rude..... That doesnt mean I cant develop those talents
Hey you! Don't make me develop those talents.....Don't take things for granted....Don't push the wrong buttons and end up losing a friend.......
To khaak mazaa tha jeene mein
Ab ke shaayad hum bhi roye
Saavan ke mahine mein
As most of you dont know, I was recently queried about my masochistic tendencies... Concisely put, the previous sentence meant taht i was called a masochist (am not posting its meaning here...work for me a lil bit)
well, an interesting topic in itself pain is, we are here to talk about masochism a lil bit.... Just because somebody empathises with a situation and appreciates such poetic beauty created by pain, duzn mean that he/she is a masochist....
How do ppl express/relieve themselves pain/sadness anyways? By drinking? By keeping it inside? By writing poetry? (aaaaaaaaahha!) By smashing things? Thru anger? Hmmm Just a list
Well recently I've been robbed of reason sometimes.....My friends causing me some distress recently by being unreasonable or without a reason, without a reasonable answer.... Well the more I get that, the more I am forced to do an internal .l.. to them and their affairs slowly, for my own well being and health....
Iam basically not a "I don't care" person....I am usually not rude..... That doesnt mean I cant develop those talents
Hey you! Don't make me develop those talents.....Don't take things for granted....Don't push the wrong buttons and end up losing a friend.......
Monday, July 10, 2006
Siyahiyon se ulajh padti hai.....
How freaky is it to wake up with a song running in your head, and come downstairs to the kitchen to have coffee only to have the same bloody song playing on the radio !!!!
Thursday, July 06, 2006
ghazal
Kyun hamen maut ke paigham(message) diye jaate hain
Ye saza kam to nahin hai ke jiye jaate hain ?!?!
nashaa dono main hai saaqi(female bartender) mujhe gham de ya sharaab
mai(wine) bhi pi jaati hai aasun bhi piye jaate hain
Zindagi apni kashaakash(struggle) mein guzarti hain shamim
ji nahin chahta jeene ko jiye jaate hain (!!!!)
Ye saza kam to nahin hai ke jiye jaate hain ?!?!
nashaa dono main hai saaqi(female bartender) mujhe gham de ya sharaab
mai(wine) bhi pi jaati hai aasun bhi piye jaate hain
Zindagi apni kashaakash(struggle) mein guzarti hain shamim
ji nahin chahta jeene ko jiye jaate hain (!!!!)
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
autism
"an abnormal absorption with the self; marked by communication disorders and short attention span and inability to treat others as people"
Asperger's syndrome
"...is characterized by normal intelligence and language development, but deficiencies in social and communication skills..."
This is a movie review, of sorts
Bleary eyed as i managed to stay awake and attempted to watch the semi finals italy vs germany, the pace of the match made me shift focus to other channels.... On start movies was on, a weird looking movie.... Decided to pursue it cos i saw Radha Mitchell, a good lookin babe of sorts.... Then entered Josh hartnett, the only other movie of whom i've seen is 40 days 40 nights... This movie, as i later found out is called Mozart and the Whale, is about the topics i've listed above.. Although autism to many ppl rings a bell about One mr Dustin Hoffman and the movee Rainman, i must say this movie definitely portrayed an interesting scenario with interesting characters.....
What do you get when you throw two people "suffering" (controversial word) from autism into a relationship?!? You get a situation, where the girl says to the guy in a scene "Hey cmon its all about sex now !" ... The girl is apparently devoid of a censor in her mind.... She says what she feels (So not me..... My feelings shall from now on not be posted here, to trouble my devoted readers.... Lets just say my feelings have found another refuge, a s'e-'cret place.... )
Hartnett, who played the comic, loverboy in 40 days 40 nights, gives a good performance. That i woke up after watching this movie, is partly due to his performance and partly due to the fact that i started thinking abt how autism/Asperger's syndrome affects ppl and how close normal ppl (like me) are to being autists (dono if its the right usage) !!
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gham-e-hasti khareedne walo, maut sasti hai log kehte hai
Phew ! I finally found out what this means..... This means "oh ppl who are looking to buy a sadness filled life, it seems death is cheap enough...."
Devre!?!? ankonde
Asperger's syndrome
"...is characterized by normal intelligence and language development, but deficiencies in social and communication skills..."
This is a movie review, of sorts
Bleary eyed as i managed to stay awake and attempted to watch the semi finals italy vs germany, the pace of the match made me shift focus to other channels.... On start movies was on, a weird looking movie.... Decided to pursue it cos i saw Radha Mitchell, a good lookin babe of sorts.... Then entered Josh hartnett, the only other movie of whom i've seen is 40 days 40 nights... This movie, as i later found out is called Mozart and the Whale, is about the topics i've listed above.. Although autism to many ppl rings a bell about One mr Dustin Hoffman and the movee Rainman, i must say this movie definitely portrayed an interesting scenario with interesting characters.....
What do you get when you throw two people "suffering" (controversial word) from autism into a relationship?!? You get a situation, where the girl says to the guy in a scene "Hey cmon its all about sex now !" ... The girl is apparently devoid of a censor in her mind.... She says what she feels (So not me..... My feelings shall from now on not be posted here, to trouble my devoted readers.... Lets just say my feelings have found another refuge, a s'e-'cret place.... )
Hartnett, who played the comic, loverboy in 40 days 40 nights, gives a good performance. That i woke up after watching this movie, is partly due to his performance and partly due to the fact that i started thinking abt how autism/Asperger's syndrome affects ppl and how close normal ppl (like me) are to being autists (dono if its the right usage) !!
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gham-e-hasti khareedne walo, maut sasti hai log kehte hai
Phew ! I finally found out what this means..... This means "oh ppl who are looking to buy a sadness filled life, it seems death is cheap enough...."
Devre!?!? ankonde
Tuesday, July 04, 2006
uhhhhhhhhhh.............ooffffffffffffffffffffff
I did a blow job on my one year old candle
Nothing/nobody came on me
02:01PM S, Muralidhar : ivatthu nange TQ* nalli ond varsha aaytu, adikke vedanta hodita ideeni
02:03PM bekku mari: hey cool
02:03PM bekku mari:
02:03PM S, Muralidhar : yeah
02:03PM bekku mari: like I told Ronaldinho*
02:03PM bekku mari: I won't congratulate u
02:03PM bekku mari: coz it's demeaning
02:03PM S, Muralidhar : why so?
02:04PM bekku mari: as if somebody'd throw u out
* - DUmb substitutions to avoid name taking and finger pointing
Wait.... I am pointing a finger right?...........
Nothing/nobody came on me
02:01PM S, Muralidhar : ivatthu nange TQ* nalli ond varsha aaytu, adikke vedanta hodita ideeni
02:03PM bekku mari: hey cool
02:03PM bekku mari:
02:03PM S, Muralidhar : yeah
02:03PM bekku mari: like I told Ronaldinho*
02:03PM bekku mari: I won't congratulate u
02:03PM bekku mari: coz it's demeaning
02:03PM S, Muralidhar : why so?
02:04PM bekku mari: as if somebody'd throw u out
* - DUmb substitutions to avoid name taking and finger pointing
Wait.... I am pointing a finger right?...........
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