When you look at yourself from a universal standpoint, something inside always reminds or informs you that there are bigger and better things to worry about. ( :O )
-- Albert Einstein, The World as I See It.

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. ( :D )
-- Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson (1894)

I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize. ( :P )
-- George Bernard Shaw