Monday, August 15, 2005

Real time rowdy

Hero approaches his house on an Activa...... sees the usual anishta dog lying in front of his house... and sees something else which is a lil bit unusual..... a steel cup with something in it laid in front of it and the dog approaching it right in front of his house.....

(Oh no che che che!! wait .... before all this hero sees the street villaaadi villan standing between his own house and hero's house.... )

Hero parks vehicle with mind racing..... gets down....... "stands" the vehicle....

Hero : Can u please keep this someplace else? (referring to the dog's meal in the cup.... his actual words were in fact "idanna innellaadru idakke agattha?" )

Rowdy : Yaake? Onderadu nimshadalli yenagatthe?!

Hero : (Surprised, but unruffled) Nammane munde beda... bere elladru idi.....

Rowdy : Aaythu aaythu..... (and picks up the cup)

Hero more surprised at the easy victory, goes inside reporting some stuff to dad, who is already looking at all this thru the curtains..... Hero is about to boast of his victory when dad says "Alle pakkadalle itbitta nodu avnu... eeglu namm mane munde ne ide innu ! "

Hero looks at all this and is a bit fed up with Rowdy honestly.... so he decides to take maaters into his own hands........

(At this point, the mangy dog is gnawing at the bone of its meal sittin on his house' front portico kinda portion)

Hero : Idanna illi idbedi neevu

Rowdy : Nimmane munde enu ittillvalla....... ROADu idu... nimdobbrdena mane illirodu.... saaku olagogri!! nim kelsa nodkoli

Hero : (leeeeeeeeeeeeetl bit of anger) Namm mane mundina portion idu.... nimm mane munde bekadre hakikolli! Illi beda ashte

Rowdy : Idu nimma mane portion enu alla..... Naayi illi itthu karde barlilla... nam mane munde ne hakde adanna...... barlilla naa enu maadli.....

Hero shakes head and is heading back home when he hears some mutters and the word "artha aytha? "

He turns back heroically and says "enu?"

Rowdy says : "Nin kelsa nodkond neenu iru..... en enakko tale haakbeda... nam kayyalli vadegalu tintya!!! sari iralla amele! "

Hero contains dad who has come out at all this quiet commotion (paradox!?) and both of em go inside.....


5 comments:

Kiran said...

lo eno idu?

Unknown said...

avanu yaaru torsu nange!!!!

Murali said...

@kiran - ya twas freaky maga when u get a threat like tht in real time in ur face !! i am certainly not in his good books anymore...

@srinivas - oooo sari!!! ninna chach bidthaane avnu :P

Unknown said...

yaarappa adu *nananna* chachchho astu dhaira ironu!!!!????

Murali said...

next time nammanege bandaga torsteeni!