Go to a petrol pump
Ask for petrol, like a chump
Get enough filled
Make sure naathins spilled
When it comes to payment, dont think hard
Here's ur friendly neighborhood credit card
Watch out in the bunk for the doped billing chap
For, credit cards he will swap
And he walks towards you, with a guilty look, the gaffer
And hands u the card of mohammed mustafa!
You've now successfully lost something valuable
And somebody'll make sure u pay for it (double meaning :D)
Good night and Shalom!
1 comment:
whoa! your card??
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