Bathtub tips

Preparation
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1. Clean the bathtub
2. Pee (Lot of water stimulates ur urinary system)
3. Winamp -> Music selection -> Remove Shuffle

Here's my list of songs which I am generously lending :

Pink Floyd - Learnng to fly
R.E.M - Everybody Hurts
Iron Maiden - Phantom of the Opera (Preferably being listened to after 6-8 months)
Coldplay - Fix you
Metallica - N0thing else matters (acoustic)
Iron Maiden - Dance of death
Velvet Revolver - Fall to pieces
Coldplay - Speed of sound
Iron Maiden - Afraid to shoot strangers
Iron Maiden - Hallowed be thy name
Velvet Revolver - Loving the alien

4. Get some drinking water...This is because of dehydration once you get into the tub, especially since u've followed step 2 in Preparation phase.....I am not generalising here, but makes sense to have water which u can drink.....Also Ironic how being in water can make u want water more!!

Tha Bath
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While you are performing step 3 in preparation, bath tub shud be filling up with water....Select right mixture of hot and cold water......Don be afraid of hot water......Its good and soothing

During bath, one is allowed to get out and come to computer to change song which is playing...Pre bath song tastes will differ from in bath mood....Fore warned is fore armed.....

Also, if the song volume on ur music system is causing vibrations in err ..um ... some parts of ur body, time to decrease volume to avoid post bath parent kickass

Also, if there is no drinking water, u will feel the effects of the dehydration when u get out of the bath tub to perform above mentioned actions....You mite even see urself swinging and swooning....Relax its just a mirror...

Post bath
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Approximately when u 1/3rd of Loving the Alien has been completed, u remove the stopper in the tub to let the water to drain.......After all the water has gone out ("I never noticed....how lovely were the aliens......"), get up...take another shower, dry urself nicely and

FLUMP!!!

Thats u hitting the bed......Congratulations on completing an hour long bath.